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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Hahahahaha

"Laughter is the music of life."
Sir William Osler

So here are some jokes for your laughing pleasure (no groaning please!)

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

You'll notice I didn't put a single blonde joke in there ... It took a whole lot of self restraint :)
Ok ... How about you share one with me now?



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12 comments:

  1. JudeNovember 2, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    Well, that totally made my day (eve) - too brain-dead to think of anything at this hour, but thank you for the music!

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  2. It's meNovember 3, 2010 at 12:50 AM

    Happy day darling.........you make me laugh !!!...as always..............love you.....Ria...

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  3. RosieNovember 3, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    Oh my word... a giggle escaped on the last two...thank you my dear...xoxo...Rosie

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  4. AnnaNovember 3, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    Love the jokes, they made me laugh!

    Thanks for your lovely comment, it was so sweet, I hope you'll continue to read.
    xxx

    http://www.theothersideofthepondmydear.blogspot.com

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  5. Ana DegenaarNovember 3, 2010 at 5:37 AM

    Hahaha! so fun! I agree laughter is the best music in life ;)

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  6. ANovember 3, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    Oh I love blonde jokes! But the spoiled rich girl one is great too :-)

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  7. jeanette from everton terraceNovember 3, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    I like the stick one - tickled my funny bone this morning. I only know like two jokes and they are too long for a comment section.

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  8. JillianNovember 3, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    hahahaha Denalee these are perfect I love what other sthink of as "bad jokes" I simply find them hysterical!!

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  9. ChiaraNovember 3, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    I loooooooove jokes!!! They always get me in a good mood!
    Thanks so much for sharing
    xoxo
    www.joiedevivre-chiara.blogspot.com

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  10. LynetteNovember 3, 2010 at 8:55 AM

    Just watched your intro video....nothing short of an amazing gift of love. And....I think you look FABULOUS with short hair! Your have gorgeous eyes, high cheekbones, fine features and a beautiful smile...which are showcased with your cute and spunky short hair. I'd keep it! :)

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  11. Sheryl ParsonsNovember 3, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    Too cute Denalee! I love the rich girl joke. Okay, here's one for you....
    Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?
    A. He grew up to be a bellhop!

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  12. Diana MieczanNovember 3, 2010 at 12:07 PM

    I love jokes...hahah thanks for that,sweetie
    Kisses

    Ps: I am hosting a sweet GIVEAWAY today, please join in!

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