"Laughter is the music of life."
Sir William Osler
So here are some jokes for your laughing pleasure (no groaning please!)
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
You'll notice I didn't put a single blonde joke in there ... It took a whole lot of self restraint :)
Ok ... How about you share one with me now?
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